Episodes
1. Sitcom StarsWhen Cecil's boss visits the house, the Stars get trapped in a sitcom.
2. The Show Must Go YawnWhen Squidina is bedridden, Patrick has to run his show without her.
3. The Dated GameGrandPat competes for Granny Tentacles' love on a dating game show.
4. Ice Cream HeadacheThe Ice Cream Man and Ice Cream King team up to capture a mysterious ice cream eating beast.
5. A Tinkle in TimeTinkle stumbles into a time-traveling adventure.
6. TV or Not TVPatrick and Squidina aren't allowed to watch TV when they spend time with their parents for a day.
7. Two Pests in a TeapotWhen Granny Tentacles goes out for a spa day, Patrick and Squidina take care of her house.
8. Partial RecallAfter Plankton forgets who he is, the Dartfish family adopts him.
9. The Haunting of Flim-Flam HousePatrick and Squidina help the Flim-Flam brothers hunt the ghost that haunts their house.
10. Rube TubeOn her day off from the Patrick Show, Squidina helps Rube produce his TV show.
11. Sea HawPatrick hosts a countrified variety show.
12. Li'l Past-CalsThe Kelpbed Kids travel to the future to get their kicking can back.
13. Zoo UThe Star family goes on a college tour for Patrick… at the zoo.
14. A Remembrance of Grand-PastGrandPat shares his life stories to spoil every movie at the theater.
15. Pat-TathlonThe Patricks compete in a series of games for control of the TV remote.
16. Upturn's DownturnAfter driving over Patrick, a court order forces Lady Upturn to live with the Star family.
17. Terror on TapeThe Stars watch a series of haunted video tapes.
18. Visiting VikingsFor Leif Erikson Day, Patrick and SpongeBob time-travel back to Viking times.
19. It's Too Late... With PlanktonWhen the Stars go to the mountains, Squidina hires Plankton to entertain the Lawnies.
20. In a Space PickleQuasar uses Patrick to communicate with the dumbest aliens in the universe.
21. Stare WarsPatrick and GrandPat have a staring contest to compete for the last lick of a baking spoon.
22. Safety WorstAfter yet another Star house disaster, the fire marshal forces Patrick to watch a safety training video.
23. De-Pat-ment StorePatrick fails his way up the corporate ladder at Upturn's mall.
24. Doctor PatrickAfter accidentally putting on doctor's clothes, Patrick believes he's a medical professional.
25. Slumber Party StarsAfter Pearl can no longer have a sleepover with Squidina, the Stars throw Squidina a slumber party on their own.
