Episodes
1. Late for BreakfastPatrick presents a show about food after missing out on a hearty breakfast.
2. Bummer JobsPatrick and SpongeBob experience the wonders of the workforce.
3. Pat-a-thonPatrick hosts a telethon to raise money for snails that can't dance.
4. Lost in CouchPatrick loses the remote in the cushions, so he journeys into the couch to track it down.
5. Stair WarsPatrick and GrandPat try to pass each other on the stairs, leading to a ludicrous conflict.
6. Enemies à la ModeMembers of the Star family confront their absurd rivalries.
7. The Haunting of Star HousePatrick hires cheap ghosts to haunt his house, but he ends up getting just what he paid for.
8. Squidina's Little HelperSquidina hires an assistant who's a little too good at his job.
9. I Smell a PatThe Patrick Star Show is interrupted by a most peculiar stench.
10. Terror at 20,000 LeaguesThe Patrick Show presents a Halloween TV special.
11. Gas Station VacationThe Star Family heads to their favorite resort.
12. Bunny the BarbarianBunny goes on a mid-day adventure to a forgotten age.
13. The Yard SaleGrandPat prevents his precious memories from being sold at a family yard sale.
14. Just in Time for ChristmasPatrick travels through time to find last minute Christmas gifts for his family.
15. Who's a Big Boy?Patrick hits an unnatural growth spurt in his late adolescence.
16. Klopnodian Heritage FestivalThe Star Family learns the cultural traditions of the old country.
17. To Dad and BackPatrick ventures inside Cecil to learn how the body works.
18. SurvivoringCecil takes his kids camping, but Squidina wants the drama of reality TV.
19. X Marks the PotA classic villain returns to his former lair, only to find the Star Family inhabiting it.
20. Patrick's AlleyThe Patrick Show rebrands for a younger audience.
21. Pearl Wants to Be a StarPearl stars in a guest appearance on The Patrick Show.
22. Nitwit Neighborhood NewsPatrick and Squidina report the news around Bikini Bottom.
23. Mid-Season FinaleThe Patrick Show presents the epic conclusion to the first half of its first season.
24. Shrinking StarsThe Star family finds themselves getting smaller and smaller.
25. Uncredible JourneyTinkle, Ouchie, and Pinkeye must venture back home together after being taken away by mistake.
26. Host-a-PaloozaPatrick gets injured, so his family members take turns hosting the show.
27. Backpay PaybackGranny Tentacles helps Squidward collect his paper delivery money from Cecil.
28. House HuntingThe Star family house runs away from home.
29. Super SittersPatrick and SpongeBob go back in time to watch Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy when they were new.
30. FitzPatrickPatrick's evil twin cousin shows up to ruin Patrick's reputation.
31. The Drooling FoolPatrick's uncontrollable drooling gets out of hand and mouth.
32. Patrick’s Got a Zoo LooseA shape-shifting alien runs loose in the Star home.
33. The Patterfly EffectPatrick messes with the space-time continuum.
34. A Space Affair to RememberWhile Cecil and Bunny celebrate their anniversary in outer space, Patrick and Squidina throw a house party.
35. Home ECCH!Squidina hosts a television show to pass a home economics class.
36. Fun & Done!Patrick and SpongeBob try to unlock a dull child's imagination.
37. The Lil' PatscalsPatrick learns about GrandPat's childhood.
38. The Prehistoric Patrick Star ShowIn a pre-historic era, Cave Pat hosts a show with his family.
39. The Patrick Show Sells OutThe Patrick Show! gets competing sponsors.
40. Neptune’s BallThe Star family visits King Neptune's palace.
41. Dad’s Stache StashCecil shows Patrick his mustache collection.
42. A Root GalootThe Star family brings a mandrake root into their home.
43. The Starry AwardsPatrick hosts an award ceremony.
44. BlorpsgivingCaptain Doug Quasar meets Pat-Tron's robot family.
45. Stuntin’Patrick gets a stunt double.
46. Olly Olly Organ FreeIn a notion of protest, Patrick's organs leave his body.
47. Which Witch is Which?Bunny's mother makes a visit from the old country.
48. Get Off My LawnieGranny Tentacles gets her own spin-off show.
49. Bubble Bass ReviewsBubble Bass reviews and critiques The Patrick Show.
50. Patrick’s Prison PalsBunny brings Patrick to prison for "Bring Your Kid to Work Day."
