Episodes
1. PilotEmployees are reminded to please be on time for the War and Terror.
2. DTFUse of interoffice messaging services for booty calls is strictly prohibited.
3. Holiday PartyOffice holiday celebrations must conform to proper standards of sensitivity.
4. Weekend WarriorsOffice computers are for national security purposes only, not for stalking Tinder dates.
5. Structured Analytic TechniqueAnalysts are reminded that their professional skills are not necessarily useful for solving personal matters.
6. Comfort ZonesEmployees are advised to refrain from doing the jobs of other government agencies.
7. Family DayVisitors to secure facilities should be closely monitored at all times.
8. Connecting the DotsPerformance reviews will be based on job-related accomplishments and political realities.
