NTSF:SD:SUV::
2011 · Comedy, Action & Adventure · 3 Seasons · 39 Episodes ·
NTSF:SD:SUV:: – meaning National Terrorism Strike Force: San Diego: Sport Utility Vehicle:: – is a quarter-hour format American television comedy that parodies the police procedural and action film genres.
Episodes
1. One Cabeza, Two Cabeza, Three Cabeza...DEAD!A new alcoholic energy drink is killing University of San Diego Students. NTSF must team up with the Food and Drug Administration, despite their mutual mistrust, to follow a lead.
2. The Birthday Party That Was NeitherEach member of NTSF gets a mysterious call from a person who claims they have secret information about them. Unbeknownst to the other members, they each must bring a million dollars to a warehouse, leaving Kove alone at NTSF HQ. When the caller is finally revealed, the team gets a blast from the past.
3. Exes and Oh-No's!Trent's ex surfaces after a sex change and plots to steal a San Diego treasure. Elsewhere, Piper's pick for book club goes unread.
4. The Risky Business of Being Alone in Your HomeTrent is suspended and forced to spend time at home, where terrorists plot to attack him. His replacement, an old nemesis, is a hit at the NTSF.
5. Dolphinnegan's WakeTrent tracks a dolphin serial killer and turns to a similar murderer in captivity for advice on catching his target.
6. Tijuana, We've Got a ProblemSpace-shuttle plans are stolen and sold to Mexico, so the team must retrieve them before the U.S. loses the space race.
7. Full HauserTrent plans a cruise for the NTSF team, but he's got ulterior motives to capture a terrorist rumored to be hiding out on the ship. Meanwhile, Piper brings her new fiancé along for the trip.
8. Up Periscope, Down With San DiegoThe team must prevent an attack on San Diego by Japanese soldiers who've been lost at sea for decades.
9. Cause for ConCERNTrent visits a peaceful parallel dimension where terrorism doesn't exist and decides to help his doppelgänger restore balance to the world.
10. Piper Doesn't Live Here AnymorePiper is brainwashed to become an assassin, and her mission is to hunt down her NTSF teammates. Elsewhere, Jessie catches the eye of a model photographer.
11. Twistin' the Night AwayTrent tracks the source of strange occurrences, including a hostage situation with SUVs and Sam's partnership with a creepy new team member.
12. I Left My Heart in Someone's CoolerTerrorists plan to bomb the San Diego Day parade in a plot that involves the President of the Navy. Elsewhere, Alphonse is tasked with finding the perfect gift for Trent's kids.
