Episodes
1. Whale of a TaleTouché helps Captain Ahab hunt Moby Dick.
2. Zero-HeroTouché must return escaped giant ape "King Size Bong" to the circus.
3. Dilly of a LillyA carnivorous plant with legs escapes from its hothouse. Touché is tasked with retrieving it.
4. Missing MissileThe first military missile with a brain flies off on its own, and Touché is tasked with finding it and returning it to base.
5. Lake SerpentTouché Turtle is hired to track down the Loch Ness Monster.
6. You Bug MeTouché Turtle's garden is endangered when a bug eats some Super Gro Plant Food and grows super sized.
7. Roll-A-GhosterTouché Turtle is hired to remove the ghost from Murky Manor.
8. Giant Double-HeaderTouché outwits a two-headed giant.
9. Loser Take AllIts medieval England and in a castle a veiled princess bemoans her inability to find a husband to her father the King. The court magician has an idea that he will race a hare and tortoise and turn the winner into a handsome prince. Touché volunteers but on discovering that the unveiled princess is in fact not so fair he forfeits the race and the hare wins the prize.
10. Takes Two to TangleA turtle-esque human crook impersonates Touché, who is guarding a bank.
11. Mr RobotsTouché must stop a rampaging robot.
12. Touché at BatTouché and Dum Dum must stop the Batface Bandit from stealing a huge diamond.
13. Billy the CadTouché Turtle helps the sheriff out with outlaw Billy the Cad.
14. Dog DazeA hapless cat, whose life is made miserable by a bullying dog, calls Touché for help.
15. Ant and RaveTouché and Dum Dum are at war with a band of wily ants.
16. Black is the KnightTouché Turtle is hired to rescue a kidnapped princess from the Black Knight.
17. Dragon AlongA fire-breathing dragon with nothing else to do hangs around a castle until the annoyed king calls in Touché Turtle.
18. Satellite FrightA kooky German-accented scientist invents anti-gravity pills and calls upon Touché Turtle and Dum Dum to prevent a spy from stealing them.
19. Sheepy-Time PalA farmer enlists Touché Turtle and Dum Dum's help to rid himself of a fast-talking, sheep-stealing wolf.
20. Hex Marks the SpotA mad sorcerer shrinks the king and takes over the kingdom. Can Touché Turtle and Dum Dum restore the rightful ruler to his throne?
21. Catch as Cat CanTouché Turtle and Dum Dum are hired to protect a mouse from an alley cat.
22. Sea for TwoThe pirate, Jolly Roger, challenges Touché Turtle to a fight.
23. High GoonLoco Weed Willy seeks revenge against Touché Turtle after being released from prison.
24. Grandma OutlawTouché Turtle must put an end to The Grandma Bank Bandit's crime spree.
25. Duel ControlTouché Turtle takes The Masked Avenger's place to help a town robbed by a crooked tax collector.
26. Rapid RabbitTouché Turtle is called in by a farmer to get rid of a ridiculously fast rabbit.
