Internet Slutts
2000 · Comedy · 1 Season · 18 Episodes ·
Internet Slutts is a bizarre, off-beat comedy series about a couple of twisted puppets whose lives revolve around the Internet. Set in a skanky basement apartment, Internet Slutts stars MURK, a drug-addled bicycle courier, and his best friend WALLY, a pompous, opinionated fellah who bears a striking resemblance to a two foot tall penis. Savvy net browsers, Wally and Murk head to the web whenever they need to answer a pressing question such as "Is peeing on people really a highly erotic sex act or just bad manners?" They surf when they're researching a new hobby, looking for ways to scam some quick cash, or just plain bored and in the mood to waste valuable time building a virtual cow. They also leave the apartment occasionally - to get a brand new scrotal Celtic tattoo, rent their favourite adult videos, or take a survey of movie theatre urinal techniques.
Episodes
1. Wally's NarcissusWally, after having bailed on numerous dates, finally admits that he is in love... with himself.
2. Wally's Sick ShowWally is sick and trying to avoid getting his temperature taken (rectally). The guys then go online to see what may be causing Wally's ailments.
3. This is Your Brain on the InternetForced to endure a Friday night sober, Wally and Murk venture out on the internet to find the dumbest sites they can.
4. Solving the Mystery of WomenWhen Murk is unsuccessful at picking-up... they decide to go online to solve the mystery of women.
5. Murk's New ThingMurk is realizing that he's no longer on the cutting edge of fashionable trends... of course this is after he gets his scrotum tattooed. He then surfs the web trying to find out a new trend to make him cool again.
6. Murk's Cash CrisisMurk has no money and tries to find easy ways to make some cash.E77. The Fetish ShowMurk's new girlfriend has him wondering about the different types of fetishes out there, which leads Wally and Murk on a quest to see which fetish is right for Murk.
8. Wally's New HobbyFeeling too old for the club scene, Wally decides he needs to find himself a new hobby.
9. Wally's Muddled Muse
10. Wally's Sex Tour
11. Murk's Reeducation
12. Amurkan GigoloMurk decides to become a male gigolo.. though his inexperience and undersized penis aren't helping his new found career.
13. Murk's Paranoia
14. WallyFest
15. If You Were Murk, Could You Live With Yourself?
16. MurkCamAfter Murks pays for access to watch someones webcam of them doing basically nothing, the two decide to setup a webcam show of their own.
17. A Clockwork Wally
18. Death Takes a Deductible Junket
