Pirate Express
2015 · Animation, Comedy, Action & Adventure · 1 Season · 51 Episodes ·
300 years ago, Captain LaPoutine and his crew, Armando, Burt, Booli and Spewey tried to steal a princess' tiara, but unfortunately they accidentally stole Poseidon's underwear instead. This angered Poseidon and made him shrink the pirates and imprison them in a bottle. In the present day, The pirates were accidentally released by his younger son, Newt. So Newt decided to take control of the pirates and go on adventures with them.
Episodes
1. Poseidon or BustNewt and the Pirates must deliver a shiny new statue of Poseidon to its grand unveiling party.
2. Finders KeepersThe Pirates embark on a mission to return a wallet to an angry Cyclops.
3. Little Miss SwordshineLaPoutine's great-great-great-great granddaughter turns up claiming ownership of the Pirate Express.
4. Ship WretchedThe Pirates split into two rival parties in a search for treasure.
5. Turkey Leg of DoomWhen looking for a giant hairball, Booli ends up taking a mind controlling Turkey Leg
6. Hair of the God
7. Enter the OctogodNewt and the Crew have to rescue Gordon from octopus worshipping natives.
8. Dead Men Wear PlaidLaPoutine challenges his rival Captain Skulldidgery to winner-takes-ship race to the edge of the world.
9. Bilge Rat ZombiesOn the eve of an inspection, Newt and the Crew discover they have rats on board.
10. Ghost of Ships PassedNewt pretends to be a ghost to haunt LaPoutine.
11. Night of the GeminisNewt and the Crew ferry Ted the Cyclops and his brutish twin daughters to Poseidon's party.
12. Ships and SalsaArmando has a crisis of confidence when he gets a pimple.
13. All A BoredNewt and the Crew are stranded when the god of wind takes a holiday.
14. Club FedNewt and the Pirates must recover Poseidon's lost pet Leviathan from a beach resort.
15. White WeddingArmando ruins the wedding of Newt's brother when he steals the bride's heart.
16. Saltiest DogsNewt and the Crew compete in a pirate reality TV game show.
17. Shrieking VioletZeus's spoiled daughter decides she wants LaPoutine as her new pet.
18. Starboard StruckRenowned actor Johnnie Bermuda joins the Crew to prepare for his upcoming role.
19. Get KrakenNewt and the Crew fight over an adorable baby orphan kraken.
20. Grill of My DreamsNewt regrets firing Booli but struggles to get him back after Poseidon hires him as his new chef.
21. Penguin LawSpewey faces off with his childhood nemesis to determine the future Emperor of the Penguins.
22. Shop 'til You Drop AnchorNewt takes the Crew gift shopping for the first time in 300 years.
23. Opposites AhoyNewt is transported into an opposite world whilst his opposite arrives in Atlantis.
24. Udder ChaosNewt and the Crew must replace Poseidon's magical bath milk or he will become powerless!
25. Out of KeyDavy Jones pursues Newt and the Crew to get back his stolen locker key.
26. Thumb WarsNewt and the Crew rescue Burt after a dragon captures him to use as his thumb.
27. One Flew Over the Crow's NestLaPoutine's elaborate ruse to reclaim an old treasure gets him stuck in the Pirate Hospital.
28. Game OnNewt and the Pirates are pitted against Zeus' terrifying beasts at a Gods sports day.
29. Licence to ThrillNewt has to pass his "drivers" test or risk losing control of the Pirate Express.
30. Beast in ShowNewt and the Pirates are sent to retrieve a part-seahorse part-unicorn to help Poseidon win a "Beast in Show" competition.
31. Fine Feathered FiendSpewey is pushed out of the crew by LaPoutine's new pet parrot.
32. Lumber JerkNewt and the Pirates rescue a wooden boy who then tries to steal their masthead Nelly.
33. Father TimeLaPoutine steals the God of Time's time travelling scythe in order to change history and the captaincy of the Pirate Express.
34. Manure OverloadNewt and the pirates seek a cure for Armando after the monstrous Medusa turns him to stone.
35. No Sea for Old SaltsNewt hooks up with some famous bad boy celebrity pirates and the Pirate Express crew are left out.
36. Sealed FateNewt and the Crew set out to rescue Marie-Celeste from the evil clutches of Skulldidgery.
37. Blunder Down UnderNewt and the Pirates pose as plumbers to rescue Spewey from the Underworld.
38. Engaged in BattleNewt turns matchmaker when Burt reveals he thinks he has a crush on a mermaid.
39. Beggars Can't Be CruisersThe Pirates start a pirate cruise holiday experience in order to loot their guests.
40. Voyage of the Edam-edNewt and the Crew get trapped on the cursed Flying Dutchman ship.
41. Greeced LightningNewt and LaPoutine accidentally swap bodies after being struck by Zeus' lightening bolts right before family portrait day.
42. The Godd CoupleNewt and the Crew are forced to babysit Hades' giant three-headed guard-dog Cerberus.
43. Gordon's Fish TaleNewt and the Crew help Gordon maintain the ruse that he is King of the Oceans when his mother comes to visit.
44. Love on the RocksNewt tries to help his Poseidon's flagging pop career but Davey Jones has other ideas.
45. Malaise of the One EyeNewt and the Crew break Poseidon's trident and make a deal with his enemy, the Cyclops, to fix it.
46. The Future Is NowThe Pirates are duped into buying a 'magic' spyglass that they believe foresees their future.
47. Booty CampPoseidon thinks Newt needs to toughen up so sends him to a bootcamp run by Ares, the God of War.
48. Put Another Captain's Log on the FireNewt is about to be appointed the permanent captain of the Pirate Express, but his Crew have other ideas.
49. Booty NightsNewt and the Pirates are framed and sent to jail for a robbery they didn't commit.
50. Fountain of Misspent YouthThe Pirates become babies after falling into the fountain of youth.
51. Jungle BootyNewt and the Crew embark on a mission to find Eldorado, the long lost city of gold. / Newt and the Crew save Eldorado from Skulldidgery and his thieving band of skeletons!
