Very Mary-Kate

Very Mary-Kate

2010 · Comedy · 4 Seasons · 82 Episodes · 0.0

The unofficial celebrity biography of Mary-Kate Olsen, brought to spoiled rotten life by Elaine Carroll. Featuring Bodyguard, Fat Professor, and obscene wealth.

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E11. Moving Out1m · 2010-01-31I get a new place. Ash looks totes fugly - ugh - I mean tired in this one. Wardrobe provided by Donna Karen.E22. Moving Day1m · 2010-01-31My bodyguard is responsible for everything related to my body, including moving the stuff I surround my body with.E33. Bodyguard2m · 2010-01-31Got legit sick filming this. Didn’t sleep for 48 hrs. Not cuz of drugs, you haters, b/c I’m an effing method actor.E44. Baby2m · 2010-01-31I consider getting a baby. At least I think that’s what happens. It’s been a while since I read the script.E55. Baby Daddy2m · 2010-02-08Bodyguard flat out refuses to be my daddy baby, so I flat out threaten to steal his sperm.E66. Depressed2m · 2010-03-01I’m tired of waiting around for that special someone to have a baby for me.E77. Hangover2m · 2010-03-01I learn never to drive drunk. Especially when driving a blimp.E88. Fight2m · 2010-03-01I know to get emotional when the piano music kicks in.9. Philip Seymour Hoffman2m · 2010-03-13I get acting lessons from the Academy Award-winning creep-o.10. Cat1m · 2010-04-04I decide to get a cat rather than have a baby because it’s more expensive.11. Back to School2m · 2010-04-04I’m going back to college to get my The Bachelor degree.12. Extension1m · 2010-04-11Can I have an extension on that paper I have to write? I have to learn how to write.13. Paper1m · 2010-04-11I ended up getting an “F” for “F”-ort.14. Crush1m · 2010-04-18It’s just a little crush and I throw up a little every time they touch.15. Ashleyguard2m · 2010-04-18But Ashley doesn’t have nipple hair!16. Nightmare2m · 2010-04-26Quiet, Evil Dragon, I’m trying to write a description!17. Zac Efron2m · 2010-04-29A date with Zac Efron? Zac Ef yes!18. Philip Seymour Hoffman 22m · 2010-05-03Is this about all those blimps I crashed? Because I keep telling you guys, I don’t care.19. Gun2m · 2010-05-03Do you feel lucky, Bodyguard? Are you a Luckyguard?

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