

Very Mary-Kate
2010 · Comedy · 4 Seasons · 82 Episodes ·
The unofficial celebrity biography of Mary-Kate Olsen, brought to spoiled rotten life by Elaine Carroll. Featuring Bodyguard, Fat Professor, and obscene wealth.
Episodes
9. Philip Seymour HoffmanI get acting lessons from the Academy Award-winning creep-o.
10. CatI decide to get a cat rather than have a baby because it’s more expensive.
11. Back to SchoolI’m going back to college to get my The Bachelor degree.
12. ExtensionCan I have an extension on that paper I have to write? I have to learn how to write.
13. PaperI ended up getting an “F” for “F”-ort.
14. CrushIt’s just a little crush and I throw up a little every time they touch.
15. AshleyguardBut Ashley doesn’t have nipple hair!
16. NightmareQuiet, Evil Dragon, I’m trying to write a description!
17. Zac EfronA date with Zac Efron? Zac Ef yes!
18. Philip Seymour Hoffman 2Is this about all those blimps I crashed? Because I keep telling you guys, I don’t care.
19. GunDo you feel lucky, Bodyguard? Are you a Luckyguard?



















