Don't Go Near the Water

Don't Go Near the Water

THE LAUGH OF YOUR LIFE-TIME!

1957 · Comedy, Adventure, Romance, War · 1h 47m · 5.3

Madison Avenue-trained Navy men handle public relations on a South Pacific island during World War II.

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Cast

Glenn Ford
Glenn Ford
Lt. J.G. Max Siegel
Gia Scala
Gia Scala
Melora Alba
Earl Holliman
Earl Holliman
Adam Garrett
Anne Francis
Anne Francis
Lt. Alice Tomlen
Keenan Wynn
Keenan Wynn
Gordon Ripwell
Fred Clark
Fred Clark
Lt. Cmdr. Clinton T. Nash
Eva Gabor
Eva Gabor
Deborah Aldrich
Russ Tamblyn
Russ Tamblyn
Ens. Tyson
Jeff Richards
Jeff Richards
Lt. Ross Pendleton
Mickey Shaughnessy
Mickey Shaughnessy
Farragut Jones
Howard Smith
Howard Smith
Admiral Junius Boatwright
Romney Brent
Romney Brent
Mr. Alba - Melora's Father

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